Q: How many of the Jonas Brothers Does it take to pave a driveway?
A: All 3 if you spread them thin enough!
Q: If Darth Maul (the Y/A persona) Santa Claus and One of the talented Jonas Brothers were walking down the street and all 3 happened upon a Dollar Bill at the same time, who would get it first?
A: Maul... Because there is NO such thing as Santa Claus and there is NO such thing as a "talented Jonas Brother!"!
Q: What's the difference between the Jonas Brothers and a bucket of POOP?
A: The Bucket.
Q:How come there aren't any Jonas Brothers on Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future, either.
Q:Why do The Jonas Brother cry during sex?
A: The Mace.
Q:How do you stop a Jonas Brother from drowning?
A :Take your foot off the back of his head.
Q: What's the coolest thing you can find at a Jonas Brother's concert?
A: The off switch
Q: Why does Disney have The Jonas and California have earthquakes?
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Thank you, I understand, but this was still totally tasteless. Reply to this comment Either the joke is unacceptable and tasteless, or it’s not.
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A: California got first pick
HAHAHA! nice! LMAO
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I agree with the above comment. You may now go back to 5th grade "I <3 the JONASBRO" Sarah Silverman Britney Spears Diss MTV Video Music Awards 2007::
I know she makes jokes about media targets (such as Britney) weakest links and such. BUT what she said about Brit’s children…was totally uncalled for.
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Dude wrong section this needs to be in the celebs section!
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ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Brilliant!
we should not make fun of them, they are virgins
LMAO. Perfect! I'm getting sick of all the damn "What are the Jonas Brothers eye colors?" "When are the Jonas Brothers birthdays?" "Who likes the Jonas brothers?" questions on here.
Jonas Brothers do, and always will rock ur a**es off! they are better than most "bands" out there, and just because most of u ppl rnt virgins, u have 2 pick on them for wanting 2 go 2 Heaven! wow... so sad, u really do need 2 find some one worth making nasty jokes about. Report Abuse
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY!! Starred
hey, who ever left 4 comments needs to stop. You're the only one posting comments about loving the jonas brothers. Everyone else thinks these are funny. Report Abuse
Q: What do you call the Jonas Brothers, Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus and other assorted Disney "music" "artists" going off a tall cliff in a bus together?
A: A damn good start.
Q: Why did the Jonas brother cross the road?
A: To prove to the raccoons that it could be done.
Not sure if that's technically a JB joke or a raccoon joke, but it sure is funny.
LMAO!!! STAR!!! those are great!
LOL! I noticed that you even managed to throw Darth in there...nicely done. He must be beyond thrilled to be included in a Jonas Brothers joke. haha!
Q: Who should be the Jonas Brothers Mascot?
A: Tyrone Biggums (mmm peanut butter and crack)http://www.chappelletheory.com/img/tyron...
wow... u really have no life. picking on guys that are probably younger than u... lol, seriously u bitches and assholes really need 2 get a life! ;)
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Why did the Jonas Brother fall out of the tree?
It was f*cking dead
love it!
im so confused what the big deal is with them...stupid 'butter-wouldnt-melt' 'sweeter than candy' attitudes MAKE ME SICK!!!!
LMFAO Thats great!!!! Can't Disney find some kids that actually PLAY their own music, I know they're out there somewhere. Trash these Jonas Dorks!
Hahahahahah
That made my day
 What is Jonas brothers like religon lik are they hispanic caucation or what?
 When will you die and how?
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Totally Tasteless JONAS BROTHERS JOKES!!!!?