They always ask at the doctorâ ™s office why you are there and you say in front of others whatâ ™s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. Thereâ ™s nothing worse that a Doctorâ ™s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded Doctorâ ™s waiting room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, â śYes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?â ť
â śThereâ ™s something wrong with my penis,â ť he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said, â śYou shouldnâ ™t come into a crowded Doctorâ ™s Room and say things like that.â ť
â śWhy not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,â ť he said.
The Receptionist replied, â śYouâ ™ve obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.â ť
The man replied, â śYou shouldnâ ™t ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone.â ť The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, â śYes?â ť
â śThereâ ™s something wrong with my ear,â ť he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. â śAnd what is wrong with you ear, Sir?â ť
â śI canâ ™t piss out of it,â ť the man replied.
The Waiting Room erupted with laughter!
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This is the only good joke connected with penis.Very funny .Today I will tell this to many.
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Hilarious
thats great! lol!
I bet that shut her up
hahahaha funny funny
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Joe and Jim were out cutting wood, and Jim cut his arm off. Joe wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took Jim to a surgeon.
The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in 5 hours." So Joe left and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon said "I got done quicker than I expected. Jim is down at the pub." Joe went to he pub and there was Jim, throwing darts.
A few weeks later, Joe and Jim were cutting wood again, and Jim cut his leg off. Joe put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and Jim back to the surgeon.
The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are a little tougher. Come back in 8 hours." Joe left and when he came back in 6 hours the surgeon said "I finished early, Jim's down at the soccer field." Joe went down to the soccer field and there was Jim, kicking goals.
A few weeks later, Jim had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Joe put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of Jim to the surgeon.
The surgeon looked at the situation and said "Gosh, heads are really tough. Come back on 12 hours."
So Joe left and when he returned in twelve hours the surgeon said regretfully "I'm sorry, Jim died."
Joe said "I understand - heads are tough."
The surgeon said, "Oh no! The surgery went fine! Jim suffocated in that plastic bag."
really funny.lol
Well isn't that a dandy..Sounds just like an older man too...HA FUNNY FUNNY
lmfao very very cute! you get a star!
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that's hilarious!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man that was funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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