From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Fox Lake, Illinois after his last call. The officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
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Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off -- it was a fine, dry summer night -- flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other p atrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
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The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the sherriffs office. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud non-drinker. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
i didn't get it
HAHA! Hilarious!!
Yeahh, I like it.............lol...
it was a little long buT LMAO that was pretty funny!!
I don't get why the cop waited so long. As soon as he sat in the car he's breaking the law. Even if you wanna pass out drunk in your car to sleep it off, you have to lock your keys in the trunk.
I'm sure the families of victims killed by drunk drivers would find it hillarious.... not.
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